April Fools' Day

Have you ever fooled someone on april fools' day ?

Our goals

-At the end of this lesson you are able to put back broken up text.

-At the end of the class you are bale to read and understand a joke. 

- At the end of this lesson you have practiced with writing your own joke or rewrite the pre existing joke.

- At the end of this lesson you have practiced with five new words/phrases by finding de definition.

what does it mean ?

senior citizen , dealership, State-Trooper,   my shift ends, garden shed, patrols, rear view mirror and burglars

Assignment 

What: find the meaning of the words 

How: Write it on paper, 

you may use the internet.

Who: By yourself

Time: 10 minutes

senior citizen , dealership, State-Trooper , my shift ends, garden shed, patrols and burglars

Put it in the right order

Assignment 

What: put the joke back in the right order

How: by shuffling the cut outs back in order

Who: Groups of 5 

Time: 15 minutes

Done? start thinking about a good joke or a new version of the joke before you.

what is the right way ?

Pulled Over For Speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State-Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a FloridaState-Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

No Police Available

Walker George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house," and he said "no."

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!

Make your own joke or rewrite the pre existing joke.

Assignment 

What: Write a short joke of your choice, use  atleast two of the new learnt words or rewrite the pre existing joke.

How: Write it on paper

Who: in pairs of 2 

Time: 10 minutes

What is your joke?

Evaluation

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Evaluation
Did you like the assignment?
name one new word you learned today