Cockney rhyming slang

• Engels
• Middelbare school
• havo, vwo
• Leerjaar 3-6

Wagwan, mandem.

Welcome to Cockney rhyming slang 101. 

Put your dog and bone away! You're at school.

I've got a terrible ache in my loaf of bread, mate.

So last night I had an argument with my trouble and strife...

I love that whistle and fluit he's wearing. He's a real peng ting...

They had a fight, so he told him to get the hell out of his mince pies.

Stop telling me all these pork pies.

A few days ago, one of you passed a raspberry tart in my classroom. It nearly killed me, fam. But, as always, the culprit remains anonymous.

What's wrong with your plates of meat? They look awful...

We've been China plates for years.