Interpunction and capital letters
was a woman who didn't
know the difference between its and it's. One
her husband Mark said: "Isn't
it a bit late for you to learn the difference. To
which Mrs. Smith
responded: "No, I
really want to know when I
have to use its or it's. It can't
be that hard."
Her husband scratched his big, grey beard. He didn't know how to explain the difference to his wife. Honestly, he didn't even know if he knew the difference himself. However, he did know someone else who could help her: James the neighbours' son. James was a 24-years old, handsome secondary school English teacher. Yet, he wasn't that happy to teach Mrs. Smith.
He found her quite an extraordinary, strange, and stupid lady. She always yelled at him from across the street: "You are looking good, boy! Honestly, it's such a lovely sight to see you!"