The Sharpest Chin in the World
His eyebrows are long, his nose hair is longer, and
his nose is the longest in the world.
His armpits are smelly, his farts are smellier, and
his breath is the smelliest in the world.
His cheeks are fat, his legs are fatter and
his tummy is the fattest in the world.
His elbows are sharp, his nails are sharper, and
his chin is the sharpest in the whole world,
his silly faces are funny, his silly noises are funnier, and his jokes are the funniest in the whole world.
I’m still glad that he’s my Dad.