can you escape a kidnapping?

can you escape a kidnapping?

-originally a danplan skit

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if you don't go outside- that's fine. But if you're someone as famous as..

me- you need to be aware of this. So we're gonna play this quiz!


 

You're walking down the street, someone jumps you and tries to get you into their van. What do you do?

1. Don't restrain; they might hurt you even more
2. kick, fight, punch, stab in the eye- scream as loud as you can
3. Try to have a conversation with them

..if you said anything else than B- you're kinda an idiot. "i don't wanna get hurt or-" STOP. The potential of escaping outweighs the danger of getting taken to a place you don't know

anyway- let's say you failed to resist, and now you're in their vehicle. What do you do first?

1. do you keep talking to the person to see what they sound like?
2. do you stay quiet and observe to figure out why you're kidnapped?
3. Try to jump out of the truck

if you have the opportunity to jump out of the vehicle- you should. Because after a certain while of you being kidnapped the percentage of kids dying anyway gets higher and higher.

But you couldn't jump out because the door was locked, let's say. Now you're at their hideout. They haven't killed you yet. So they want you alive. The kidnapper is infront of you with a mask on

what do you do?

1. give them the silent treatment
2. built rapport with them- befriend them
3. just make their lives miserable

you should talk to them, befriend them, so that whatever they're doing to you psychologically- It's harder for them to kill, R-word or harm a person who is now a human being for them. 

So you built rapport with them, whatever. They haven't killed you yet. You've been locked up for a while- what do you do to pass the time?

Built a routine! It always makes passing the time go quicker if you have the right mentality to survive- so you're more likely to survive

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Oh, The cops! They found you- how do you react and what do you do?

1. sit tight, don't do anything.
2. scream for help
3. run out if you can run out

A&B are fine. But don't run out screaming- because the cops are in a very high, tense situation. When they're breaking into a house where there's potential guns, a kidnapping situation. They don't know what you're gonna look like after like- a month

congratulations! You've (Maybe?) escaped! 

You probably need therapy now, though..