St Patrick's day

Discuss: why is it funny?

Q. What happened when one cannibal arrived late to the dinner party?

A. The others gave him the cold shoulder.

Discuss: why is it funny?

You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.

Discuss: why is it funny?

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle.

Discuss: why is it funny?

Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?

A: A desserter.

Discuss: why is it funny?

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: He went back four seconds.

Discuss: why is it funny?

 What cars do elves drive?

A: A toyYoda.