Vegetarians   -                  Roger McGough 
Vegetarians are cruel, unthinking people. 
Everybody knows that a carrot screams when grated. 
That a peach bleeds when torn apart. 
Do you believe an orange insensitive 
to thumbs gouging out its flesh? 
That tomatoes spill their brains painlessly? 
Potatoes, skinned alive and boiled, 
the soil's little lobsters.